Some geek jokes...
- A mechanical engineer builds weapons. A civil engineer builds targets.
- There are 10 types of people in this world: those who use binary, and those who don't.
- When an introvert mathematician talks to you, he looks at his shoes. When an extrovert mathematician talks to you, he looks at your shoes.
- To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
- Heisenberg is speeding down the road and he gets pulled over by a cop. The cop says "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg says "No, but I know exactly where I am!"
- A topologist wouldn't know his ass from a hole in the ground, but he would know his ass from two holes in the ground.
- A mechanical engineer builds weapons. A civil engineer builds targets.
- There are 10 types of people in this world: those who use binary, and those who don't.
- When an introvert mathematician talks to you, he looks at his shoes. When an extrovert mathematician talks to you, he looks at your shoes.
- To the optimist, the glass is half full. To the pessimist, the glass is half empty. To the engineer, the glass is twice as big as it needs to be.
- Heisenberg is speeding down the road and he gets pulled over by a cop. The cop says "Do you know how fast you were going?" Heisenberg says "No, but I know exactly where I am!"
- A topologist wouldn't know his ass from a hole in the ground, but he would know his ass from two holes in the ground.
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