Some of my favorite Stephen Colbert quotes:
"I believe the government that governs best is the government that governs least, and by these standards, we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq."
"I'm disappointed that my own Catholic Church has decided that capital punishment is wrong. Which is pretty hypocritical if you think about it, because they wouldn't even have a religion if it wasn't for capital punishment."
"If a father and a son can be president, why not the holy spirit?"
"Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth is the highest grossing PowerPoint presentation in history."
Want more? Check out his hilarious appearance at the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner: transcript or video
"I believe the government that governs best is the government that governs least, and by these standards, we have set up a fabulous government in Iraq."
"I'm disappointed that my own Catholic Church has decided that capital punishment is wrong. Which is pretty hypocritical if you think about it, because they wouldn't even have a religion if it wasn't for capital punishment."
"If a father and a son can be president, why not the holy spirit?"
"Al Gore's An Inconvenient Truth is the highest grossing PowerPoint presentation in history."
Want more? Check out his hilarious appearance at the 2006 White House Correspondents' Dinner: transcript or video
2 Comments:
Link to Colbert video doesn't work
By Anonymous, at 9:26 PM
Thanks for pointing that out. This link should work.
By howtolive.org, at 9:58 AM
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