It's been awhile since I rapped at ya. It's been a busy few months for me, but I should have more time in the coming weeks and months to post again. I suppose a quick update is in order. A few weeks ago I figured out the meaning of life but I forgot to write it down and now I can't remember it. Sorry about that! When CNN's coverage of the Anna Nicole Smith trial started to wane I became quite distraught... thank goodness for Paris Hilton! Following her trial and tribulations should keep me busy at least until there's something else newsworthy happening in the world. I'm happy to report that my screenplay, Unbreakable, is now running off-Broadway (specifically, the Paducah Community College Centre for the Arts) and has been receiving rave reviews. One critic even found it necessary to quote the Bard himself: "a tale... full of sound and fury..." or something to that effect. Other than that, my calendar has been pretty evenly split between relaxing, lazing, loafing, chillin', and sucking the marrow out of life in my own introspective, risk-averse way.